486 – The average IQ needed to understand a P.C. State – of – the – art – Any computer you can’t afford. Obsolete – Any computer you own. Microsecond – The time it takes for your State – of – the – art computer to become obsolete. Syntax Error – “Hello, I want to buy a computer and money is no object.” GUI (pronounced “gooey”) – What your computer becomes after spilling your coffee on it. Computer Chip – Any starchy food stuff consumed [...]