Computer Humor Archive

  • You must first remove the plastic cover. By doing so you agree to accept and honor Microsoft rights to all TV dinners. You may not give anyone else a bite...

    MS TV Dinner Directions

    You must first remove the plastic cover. By doing so you agree to accept and honor Microsoft rights to all TV dinners. You may not give anyone else a bite...

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  • Four international executives are playing golf. On the third hole a ringing sound is heard. The British golfer fumbles in his bag, picks out his cellular phone, turns away from...

    Hi-Tech Communications

    Four international executives are playing golf. On the third hole a ringing sound is heard. The British golfer fumbles in his bag, picks out his cellular phone, turns away from...

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  • 486 – The average IQ needed to understand a P.C. State – of – the – art – Any computer you can’t afford. Obsolete – Any computer you own. Microsecond...

    Real Computer Terms

    486 – The average IQ needed to understand a P.C. State – of – the – art – Any computer you can’t afford. Obsolete – Any computer you own. Microsecond...

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  • I. Any given program, when running, is obsolete. II. Any given program costs more and takes longer. III. If a program is useful, it will have to be changed. IV....

    Laws of Programming

    I. Any given program, when running, is obsolete. II. Any given program costs more and takes longer. III. If a program is useful, it will have to be changed. IV....

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