When you’re writing, and printing, they keep things in a nice tidy line so you can send out secret messages… much like the one Arnold sent to one of his rivals last year when composing his missive that was a rejection of a proposal.  The letter, sent to Democrat Tom Ammiano’s Assembly Bill 1176. Now you have just  got to love this kind of coincidence. The first letters of the paragraphs all line up quite nicely to spell out F*CK YOU… now could you do [...]

We have a lot of fun and we get a little irreverent here at times, but the fact is that some things need to be a little more serious. This one is one that we think is worth your time to take a second look at and take it seriously. The world is becoming a veritable treasure trove of technology. Now while that’s a positive things, there are some negative connotations to everything, including computers. Recycling  computer, and also the peripherals is really a necessity [...]

The Apple Ipad, a gorgeous new touch screen from Apple has certainly got what it takes to change the face of portable computing in a huge way. As an Ebook reader it is outstanding and well able to handle nearly anything you throw at it. Apple has also instituted an Apple iBooks store that will go into partnership with many of the major publishing houses although one or two of the giants are conspicuously missing. As a reader, iPad is superior in many ways. The [...]

UPDATE: The January Free WordPress Site was won by Rebecca Moore.I What the HECK is Word Press.? I hear it all the time and it never ceases to amaze me  the people who still think word press is a blogger software and nothing else. ] In it’s native state, wordpress is for blogging, true enough, but the absolute capacity for expansion that you can have with a few plugins will just amaze you. You don’t have far to look to get examples since Do It [...]

There are all kinds of terminology associated with computers, as you might imagine. Most of it is easy to explain but some of it really just defies imagination or is as maddening to us are your job is to you. It’s no longer mysterious it is just purely annoying. when it comes to computer terms, some of the annoyed folks have literally written their own explanation of what they mean.   NEW Different color from previous design ALL NEW Parts not interchangeable with previous design [...]

Four international executives are playing golf. On the third hole a ringing sound is heard. The British golfer fumbles in his bag, picks out his cellular phone, turns away from his partners and has a brief conversation.”Terribly sorry chaps, but one has to keep one’s finger on the pulse and all that.” His companions murmur acknowledgment. On the fourth hole there is another ring. The American says “excuse me”, places his thumb to his ear and holds his pinkie near his mouth, and has an [...]

486 – The average IQ needed to understand a P.C. State – of – the – art – Any computer you can’t afford. Obsolete – Any computer you own. Microsecond – The time it takes for your State – of – the – art computer to become obsolete. Syntax Error – “Hello, I want to buy a computer and money is no object.” GUI (pronounced “gooey”) – What your computer becomes after spilling your coffee on it. Computer Chip – Any starchy food stuff consumed [...]

I. Any given program, when running, is obsolete. II. Any given program costs more and takes longer. III. If a program is useful, it will have to be changed. IV. If a program is useless, it will have to be documented. V. Any program will expand to fill available memory. VI. The value of a program is proportional to the weight of its output. VII. Program complexity grows until it exceeds the capabilities of the programmer who must maintain it. VIII. Any non-trivial program contains [...]