Archive for the ‘computer humor’ Category
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Recycling Your Computer and Parts
0 CommentsPosted by Catastrophe on June 18, 2010 under Techno-Toys, The Internet, computer humor
We have a lot of fun and we get a little irreverent here at times, but the fact is that some things need to be a little more serious. This one is one that we think is worth your time to take a second look at and take it seriously. The world is becoming a veritable treasure trove of technology. Now while that's a positive things, there are some negative connotations to everything, including compute... more.
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The New iPad–Just—WOW!
0 CommentsPosted by Catastrophe on May 14, 2010 under Techno-Toys, The Internet, computer humor
The Apple Ipad, a gorgeous new touch screen from Apple has certainly got what it takes to change the face of portable computing in a huge way. As an Ebook reader it is outstanding and well able to handle nearly anything you throw at it. Apple has also instituted an Apple iBooks store that will go into partnership with many of the major publishing houses although one or two of the giants are con... more.
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Amazing Word Press Websites –
6 CommentsPosted by Catastrophe on December 7, 2009 under Techno-Toys, The Internet, computer humor
UPDATE: The January Free WordPress Site was won by Rebecca Moore.I What the HECK is Word Press.? I hear it all the time and it never ceases to amaze me the people who still think word press is a blogger software and nothing else. ] In it's native state, wordpress is for blogging, true enough, but the absolute capacity for expansion that you can have with a few plugins will just amaze you. Y... more. -
The Reason We LOVE Computers
5 CommentsPosted by Catastrophe on October 28, 2009 under computer humor
When you're writing, and printing, they keep things in a nice tidy line so you can send out secret messages... much like the one Arnold sent to one of his rivals when composing his missive that was a rejection of a proposal. The letter, sent to Democrat Tom Ammiano’s Assembly Bill 1176. Now you have just got to love this kind of coincidence. The first letters of the paragraphs all line up... more. -
High Tech Talk
0 CommentsPosted by Catastrophe on September 29, 2008 under computer humor
There are all kinds of terminology associated with computers, as you might imagine. Most of it is easy to explain but some of it really just defies imagination or is as maddening to us are your job is to you. It's no longer mysterious it is just purely annoying. when it comes to computer terms, some of the annoyed folks have literally written their own explanation of what they mean. N... more. -
Hi-Tech Communications
0 CommentsPosted by Catastrophe on September 21, 2008 under computer humor
Four international executives are playing golf. On the third hole a ringing sound is heard. The British golfer fumbles in his bag, picks out his cellular phone, turns away from his partners and has a brief conversation."Terribly sorry chaps, but one has to keep one's finger on the pulse and all that." His companions murmur acknowledgment. On the fourth hole there is another ring. The American s... more.
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Real Computer Terms
0 CommentsPosted by Catastrophe on under computer humor
486 - The average IQ needed to understand a P.C. State - of - the - art - Any computer you can't afford. Obsolete - Any computer you own. Microsecond - The time it takes for your State - of - the - art computer to become obsolete. Syntax Error - "Hello, I want to buy a computer and money is no object." GUI (pronounced "gooey") - What your computer becomes after spilling your coffee ... more.
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Laws of Programming
0 CommentsPosted by Catastrophe on under computer humor
I. Any given program, when running, is obsolete. II. Any given program costs more and takes longer. III. If a program is useful, it will have to be changed. IV. If a program is useless, it will have to be documented. V. Any program will expand to fill available memory. VI. The value of a program is proportional to the weight of its output. VII. Program complexity grows until it e... more.
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